Monday, July 30, 2012

Fav rappers

This list should be pretty predictable-

number one-
(my personal fav rolling stone cover that features Eminem) You guys know how I feel about him, so I'm not going to elaborate. (but looking at this picture, now you can see why I love his eyes.) And it's hard to decide which songs I love the most (I love all of them except "ass like that", and "Kim") but they would probably be "Just lose it", " Drop the world" (probably more lil' wayne's song than his)"without me" "stan" (genius song) "forever"" (ft. lil wayne, Kanye West and drake) and like I said pretty much all of them.
I'm not really attracked to Lil Wayne, but I will admit he pulls off the brown eyes pretty well. I think why I like them so much, is that they're not even brown, but more of like a black which I find so coolio foolio how you can't see his pupils. It almost makes you stare, and even when he's not smiling, they seem so warm. favorite songs- "drop the world" "how to love" and "mirror" "bed rock" I feel like I'm forgetting one....oh yeah "forever" (ft. eminem, Kanye West and drake)
Royce da 5'9. The "bad" half of "bad meets evil." When ever I hear his voice, I close my eyes, because his voice is so smooth. fav songs- "echo" "a kiss" "above the law" (all songs that feature eminem as well)
Drake. Again, such a smooth voice, that I close my eyes when I listen to it. fav songs- "forever" (ft. eminem, kanye West and lil wayne) "what's my name" (more rihannah's song than his) "take care" (ft. rihannah. I TOTALLY think that he and rihannah should date!) "the motto" (ft.Lil wayne) "bed rock" and "headlines"



Kanye west. (I don't understand why everyone thinks he's so hawt. I don't think so. No offense man!)
fav songs- E.T. (Obviously more Katy Perry's song than his) Stronger, forever (ft. eminem, lil wayne and drake)

b.o.b. I think he's cute, but I'm not really attracted to him, other than his voice man! There something about a guy's voice that play such a huge part in my attraction to them. fav songs- airplanes(ft hayley williams. I did a report on her in the sixth grade with my friend April as my partner), airplanes part 2 (ft hayley williams, eminem and jay z)
Flo rida. fav songs- whistle, wild ones, low, right round, good feeling (the one song by him that I hate, was Club can't handle me. I couldn't STAND that song)
quote- Wilfred: I remember you, Ryan. Memory is like the Packers when they're behind by two touchdowns in the fourth quarter...it comes back. (HELL YEAH!)
song- drop the world
celeb- flo rida
word- whistle (Love that song!)

Saturday, July 28, 2012

Trends that I wish would just die already

Pretty much anything Justin Bieber wears. I liked his style when he was fifteen- hoodie, tee, skinny jeans, street shoes, done. But ever sense he started dating Selena.... he needs to stop wearing her clothes.
What the Hell!?!? If I was wearing that, I'd cover my face too. I'm all for that color blue though!

guys in too tight shirts. Obviously, this guy was drunk before he left the house and didn't realize he was wearing his girlfriends tank top (he's most likely single now ;D But seriously, if your shirt is so tight, that both your elbows, not just the one holding you're drink, are bent and the veins in your arms are standing out, it's time to donate it to the salvation army in the kids section)and his friend was mad at him or something and let him outta the house like that. Ahhhhhhhh friends. Gotta love 'em!

Overly stuffed shoulder pads. I'm sorry, but it reminds me of the bony looking shoulders of cows.
Oh, HELL NO!   Christ, if your backpockts are touching the back of your knees, it's time to buy a freakin' belt. (thank gawd, eminem stopped wearing clothes like that.) Everything about what these guys are wearing scream d*** heads. I don't mind if they're a little loose around that area, and I actually like it a little if I can see a little (hence on little) boxer, but if I can distinctly see you're ass, I am out! And than everyone says, you can't even see their boxers. Uh, duh! I can see that! It makes it worse if you're hoodie is that big. 
this is why I didn't have a celeb crush on him for awhile.......whenever I look at this pic, I get distracted by his foot. 
no words. I'm sad to say that my dad has shoes like this, but thank God he has the sense to leave the socks out of the equation.


I'm sorry if I offend anyone by this post- if you like any of these styles and you like to wear them, than by all means DO! They're just not my style. I don't judge people by their clothes and I strongly believe in self expression through clothes so wear it if it's your thing! And don't let anyone tell you otherwise.


quote- "I saw some boys wearing pants that hung down past their a$$, but I didn't know that it was a fashion statement. I thought a rapper was shot and they were wearing their pants at half-mass."- larry the cable guy
word- half-mass (another fun thing to say.)
celeb- eminem (sorry for dissing you man!)
song- cher lyond- want you back (does she spell her last name with two or one l's?"

Thursday, July 26, 2012

Avocado mask

I love avocado and I really love making an avocado mask. It's makes my skin feel fresh and tight and clean. So I though I'd share my little piece of awesomeness with the rest of the world.- (one person)

to buy-
  • one avocado
  • organic honey
  • organic vanilla yogurt
  • one cucumber
  1. wash face thoroughly and pat dry
  2. cut avocado in half, remove pit, peel off skin.
  3. cut one of the halves into thirds, wrap the rest in plastic wrap and store in fridge.
  4. mash with a fork until creamy
  5. mix a table spoon of organic honey in the avocado, blend with fork
  6. mix a table spoon of organic vanilla yogurt with avocado mix, blend with fork
  7. hold back hair with ponytails, headbands, pins, whatever you need.
  8. cut two slices of cucumber
  9. apply avocado mix to face liberally , avoiding eyes and hair
  10. lay down and place the cucumber slices over your eyes
  11. let it sit for 15 minutes before washing it off.
quote- Wilfred: Ryan, anger is like herpes. You're not meant to keep it to yourself.
word- mo (short for moment.)
song- into you - jennifer lopez ft. Lil wayne
celeb- Robert Pattinson (Sorry bout Kristen. Who knew she was shady right? Oh yeah, America did. You just didn't know it 'cuz your from 'cross the pond! But seriously, sorry man.)

Tuesday, July 24, 2012

top five actors

I have a huge soft spot in my heart for these five actors. One being my most favorite-

number five-
Joe Mantegna. He playes Agent Rossi on my second fav show, Criminal Minds. In my eighth grade year, we watched a movie about chess and he played the father of chess prodigy Josh....i forget his last name.... and when I saw his name in the opening credits, I almost peed I got so excited! He was also in a video about ancient Rome in Advanced History. (I was in three advanced classes in eighth grade- Lit, history, and communications.)

Number four- 

Robert Downey Jr. I've never seen Iron Man but I might since he's in it. For a school party (for the good kids :D Rebels can suck it!) I saw Sherlock Holmes: Game of Shadows, and I didn't get a damn thing that happened, but I still thought it was good. 

Number three-

Wilfred star, Jason Gann. Love love LOVE his austrailian accent.
Number two

Matthew Gray Gubler. (another Criminal Minds cast member) He was also in RV and (500) days of summer, two of my many favorite movies.

Number one-



Elijah Wood. OK, back story- I used to have a small crush on him, and than he cut his hair and grew a beard, and got a girlfriend and I jumped off that train (thankfully, he cut the beard off too and ended up calling the relationship off.). I haven't seen any of his movies, although I wanna see his movie Maniac, and his show Wilfred is now my new fav. (its on FX at 9:00 pm on Thursdays.) It's not a show I would recommend to ......anyone..... but I love how they combine real life situations and mix them with (harsh) humor. I can relate to a lot of episodes from season one. 

 Even though I don't have a crush on him, I still think that he's eyes are the prettiest eyes ever. And I will admit that he is cute, but.....I guess I just out grew it (and he's only cute when he's not wearing a sweater of any kind. Those are deal breakers.).  For whatever reason, I'm attracted to guys that remind me of little kids (hence, Matthew Gray Gubler. I love his last name! I think that's the coolest last name ever!) and Elijah definitly falls into that catagory.

tell me these eyes aren't the most attractive eyes ever-

the only thing that would make his eyes a little better, would be if they were a bit brighter.

                                                                                                                                             

top five actresses

one being my most favorite-

number five-
Nikki Reed. She is the luckiest girl ever! She plays my favorite vampire of all time, (Sorry Spike! Yup! 20thcenturysavvy is a fan of Buffy the Vampire Slayer) Rosalie Hale. (I wanna name my daughter Rosalie Harper :D) Every girl has one- a female celeb crush. And what that really is, is instead of a traditional crush, it just means that you wish you were her, or you wanna look like her. I have two! Nikki Reed and Amy Lee. (wanna be- Nikki Reed. Wanna look like- amy lee)

number four-

Sandra bullock. In my eyes, she can do no wrong. I love her in every movie she is in, and I wanna kick Jessie James' ass for breaking her heart. I really hope she and Ryan Reynolds get together cuz they would be SOOOO cute together and would be the ultimate power couple.

number three-

Kirsten Vangsness. (aka "baby girl") so many things-
  • i think she is so pretty
  • she is really talented
  • she's really lucky to be on criminal minds and work with Shemar Moore, Matthew Gray Gubler, Paget Brewster, AJ Cook, and Joe Mantegna
  • I dressed up as her character, Penelope Garcia for Halloween in my eighth grade Halloween Dance.
  • I love her style
number two-

AJ Cook. (JJ from criminal minds) if I ever meet her, I'm gonna be like "Hey! I'm AJ!" That's what my family on my dad's side of the family calls me. They got it from my first two initials. (Alexis Jo) I hate my middle name, but whatever. She's probably the prettiest FBI profiler ever.(JJ obviously.) I was soooo happy when JJ and Will Finally got married. FINALLY! If you didn't watch the season finale, than now you know what happened.

number one-

Paget Brewster. Fav FBI profiler ever! Kicking ass and looking good while doing it! In the season finale she was thinking about leaving the team, and if she does, it's not worth watching any more.I'll just watch movies with Matthew Gray Gubler in them. Speaking of movies, Paget was in Man of the House, another one of my favorite movies. She wasnt one of the cheerleaders, her part was pretty small.

Monday, July 23, 2012

make-up trends that I adore!

(personal fav)-
smoky eye make-up. I wear this one A LOT 

natural (something I couldn't pull of to save my life. ah-greed)

wingened eyeliner. (i dont leave the house without my wingened liner, but I only use liquid eyeliner for wings, other wise is looks crappy. If you use liquid liner, it'll look more neat and sharp.)

nude lip gloss. I look really tacky if I wear lipstick of any color but nude lipgloss is pretty safe.

highlighted cheekbones. This is really tricky to do. Go a little too far, or too dark and you'll like grandma.

Sunday, July 22, 2012

preview

So some of my followers know how much I love to write and how much I do it. But I hardly EVER let ANYONE read my work. This is a huge step for me, and I'm not even sure if I'm gonna go through with it, but here is a little section of something I've been working on since last August.-

I stepped in the conference room, and knew immediately that I had walked into a land mine. On the far side of the conference table stood B.A.U Matthew Gibson and a few inches in front of him was C.S.I Technician, Jasper Evenson. Their spines were stiff ridges in their backs, and the tension between them made the air feel stiff and heavy. Matthew towered over Jasper, but Jasper eyes were cold and hard which made up for the few extra inches he lacked. Both of them held their fists so tightly that their knuckles were almost as white as the papers in my hand.

Wedged between them, Detective Brent Houston tried to pull them apart but his attempts made little impact. The both held still without wavering. Even Jasper did. Although he did have some muscles, they were muted and a bit on the wiry side.

Behind me the door clicked shut and they both looked over. Immediately their eyes and expressions softened and the tension in the room thinned.

“What the hell’s going on it here.” they both paused to glare at each other and stepped apart. Mumbling something about an unfinished profile, Matthew left the room and Jasper watched him go, happily. I stepped in front of Jasper’s line of vision, trying to read was he was thinking, but all I could get was that he was glad that Matthew had left.

“I’m not kidding Jazz. Tell me what happened.” I tried being patient with him, which was not one of my talents.
His ice blue eyes met mine again and shivers combed through my back.
“He told me to stay away from you.”
“Why?”
“Isn’t it obvious? He likes you Rosalie.” I tensed at the sound of my full name, which gave me a taste of how serious this was.
“And what did you say?”
“I told him that you want what you want. He said that you didn’t know what you wanted. I said that you were an adult, you could make your own decisions, and that you wouldn’t let yourself get hurt.”

Anger flared in my suddenly infernal and uncomfortably tight chest. I didn’t need Matthew worrying about me. Jasper was right. I was an adult and I could take care of myself.

“I need to talk to him. Now.” I left the conference room and Jasper and Brent let me go.
When I fond Matthew, who had lied to me and wasn’t profiling some freak, I wasn’t sure what I was going to say. But I knew it had to be something so that he knew I was serious.

When he saw me, his face lit up and he smiled, probably thinking I had chose him over Jasper. This was so ironic. Last year, I would have chosen him over Jasper, but in that time, I had gotten close to Jasper and realized that I should have been giving him my attention.

“Listen, I don’t need you to look after me and tell me what I want. Even though you’re a profiler, you don’t know what I want or the first thing about me. Don’t worry about it. If I wanted you in this, I would have asked you personally. In conclusion; stay out of it.” there was nothing else I wanted to say so I turned around and blindly walked back to the crime lab, while I tried not to think about the stricken look on Matthew’s face.

Wednesday, July 18, 2012

Funny cat pictures

I never understood why people loved looking at funny pictures of cats. Until my friend, Lindsey, and I found these pictures-



That is the PERFECT cat for me!

The grey cat is me, and the orange cat is my brother Jon

That's my mom all the way. I showed this picture to my mom and she was, quote end quote, "not impressed"
As Lexi looks back to read her blog and notices that she's dedicating a post to funny cat pictures, she realized she needs to get a life.

Again, the grey cat is me, but this time the kitty under whatever the hell that is, is my brother Riley.

the g-rated version of my mom in cat form when she drives.


Groups

There like bands but....different. I don't know how, but they are.
Justice Crew. (two things- 1- their song, friday to sunday is my ringtone. I. Love. it. check it out, cuz it's so worth it. 2- this picture has a cute story. I was showing my friend Tori this picture and before I showed it to her, she asked me what it was a picture of and I told her "a boy group." So she looks at it and raises her eyebrows and says "That's not a boy group, that's a MAN group." ah-greed) fav song- friday to sunday

Bad meets evil ( I'm sorry, but if you didn't see that coming you're pret-ty vapid.) fav songs- above the law, echo, a kiss (not as sweet as it sounds, just a heads up. niether is echo.....echo. That was stupid. Lets pretend i didn't do that)

LMFAO fav songs- shots, smack the paparazzi (it sounds stupid but I like it)


Troop 41 favorite song- do the john wall

3oh 3 fav songs- my first kiss (ft. Ke$ha), double vision

Favorite solo artists

I think you guys have gotten my feel for Eminem so I'm not even gonna put him in this list.-
Katy Perry (I've been listening to her since 2007 and I haven't stopped loving her.) fav songs by her- all of them except California girls. that one got over played

This is the most G-rated pic of Nicki Minaj that I can find. I'm scarred for life. fav songs- fly, (ft. rihannah) super bass, Romans Revenge (ft eminem)

Avril Lavigne (I almost didn't reconignize her, and I love her hair!) fav songs- when you're gone, girlfriend, things i'll never say, hot, wish you were here

Christina Aguilera. fav songs- can't hold us down (ft. lil' kim) you lost me, show me how you burlesque, keeps getting better, fighter

Carrie Underwood ( I love her complection. And she has great taste in guys!) fav songs- don't forget to remember me, Jesus take the wheel, last name, before he cheats, just a dream

Jordin Sparks. (I love that dress!) fav songs- tattoo, battle field

And those are all of my favorite girls. Here's the guys-

Akon (God, I love his voice.) fav songs- smack that (ft. eminem) sexy chick (featuring david guetta) beautiful (ft. colby o'donis, and Kardinal offishall.)

Jason Derulo fav songs- dont wanna go home, it girl, whatcha say, ridin solo



Soulja boy- crank that, kiss me thru the phone

and obvioulsy eminem but like i said, you guys know already.