Emily S- hey when I get to the high school with you open the door for me please?
Me- the back doors??
Emily S- Noooo...the front door...lol your so funny joey
Me- the back doors are open
Emily S- They are??
Me- yeah, cuz of the bowls for souls
Me-the ones on the left side of the caf are anyways
Me- RIGHT! I MEANT RIGHT!
Emily S- -_- I meant the band door joey....it was locked
- I laughed so hard I thought I was gonna pee. Needless to say, Emily wasn't laughing. At all.-
February 2nd 2013- *text convo with Emily J (band)*-
Emily- Did you know that it's cold outside?
Me- Yes, em. I did. Did you know that tonight, it'll get dark out?! -_-
Emily- WHA--??!??!
Me- I love how you play along.
Emily- That's what she said >:) wow I'm just as bad as ***** ***** (A senior who goes to our school)
Me- Don't worry. Even as I was typing it, I was thinking the same thing.
*later that day*
Me- so how'd the ice facial work out for you?
Emily- haven't done it yet...haha!
Me- *face palm* woooow em. Anywhore (*instead of saying anyways I say anywhore*) Just a heads up- it'll make your face numb. And if you hold the ice to your forehead too long you'll get a brain freeze. yay.
Emily- and in this weather...
Me- yeah. you might wanna do it in a warm room
Emily- Do it in a warm room? Well if you say so.... ;)
Me- you are just terrible today
February 3rd- *text convo with my friend Emily J (NOT the one from band)
Me- is it really cold outside or is it ok?
Emily- It's suuuuuper nice! You might wanna just wear shorts and a tank to skl today
Me- Don't you be sarcastic with me
February 4th- *text convo with my friend Isaac*
Isaac- hey
Me- Hey! What's up?
Isaac- nothing much. Algebra was fun today
Me- I've never laughed so hard in a math room. It was weird though, cuz Cruz told me I had a 'nice a$$' than we started calling each other fat lol :)
Isaac- But when Cruz called you fat he prolly meant p-h-a-t (for those of you who don't know, phat means Pretty, Hot, And Tempting)
Me- awwww :) <3
February 4th- *text convo with my friend C'aira*
C'aira- You looked hot today! no homo
Me- dayum. I had my hopes up ;) I mean wha---? ;)
February 4th- *text convo with my friend Lindsey*
Me- Me- Xavier, what's your favorite animal?
Xavier- Orange.
Lindsey- That's totally my favorite animal 2.
Me- Omg! Same!
February 6th- Text convo with my friend Emily J*
Emily- I don't understand fire :(
Me- y not?
Emily- Cuz Mr. P was telling me that you can put out fire with water, but you can't do that for a grease fire. I don't know why.
Me- Yeah I don't really know either. All I know is your supposed to put baking soda on it. If you throw water on a grease fire, ur screwed.
Emily- Haha! Good-bye kitchen!
Me- No, Emily. It's called 'good-bye life.'
February 8th- text convo with my friend Isaac-
*since Isaac and I are so close, he can tell when I'm on my period, which I was today*
Isaac- How ya feelin? :(
Me-Honestly? Pretty sh!tty.
Isaac- That sux. Feel better.
Me- Im trying. It'd be a hell of a lot easier without all this f******* estrogen....
Isaac-???
Me- it's a hormone that girls make.
Isaac-.....where does it come from?
Me- Straight from hell -_-
February 8th convo with my friend Emily J-
Me- What's the capitol of Massachusetts again?
Emily- dude....aren't you from Massachusetts?
Me- Shut up. I'm tired.
Emily- Who's the blond now? :)
Me- WHO'S THE PYSCHOTIC BITCH ON HER PERIOD THAT IS READY TO KILL ANYONE THE SECOND THEY PISS HER OFF?
Emily-....can I get you some Midol?
Me- damn straight, you can.
February 8th- *text convo with Emily J*-
Emily- hey! I got lots that I need to tell you!!!
Emiy- GUUURL! I need to scream and shout and let it all out!
Me- k, what's up?
Me- Oh, and if you EVER quote that song again, I'll drop kick you into your thirties -_-
*aren't I just a ball of sunshine when I'm on my period? Lol I swear I'm not like this regularly. That'd be pretty bad*
February 14th 2013-
*text convo with my friend Alyssa*
Alyssa- Happy single persons' awareness day :(
Me- Speak for your self :)
Alyssa-wtf?! you gotta valentine?
Me- yup c:
Alyssa- Who's your valentine???
Me- Mi hermano :)
Alyssa- Now I know your lying cuz I KNOW we don't have anybody in this school named 'mi hermano'
Me- *facepalm* Just outta curiosity, what grade are you getting in Spanish?
Alyssa- a D-
Me- seems legit
February 14th 2013-
Lindsey- hey whats up?
Me- dude my mom was really tired so she replaced the water in her coffee maker with monster and I didn't know and I had two cups
Lindsey- o no
Me- DUDE I CAN F****** HEAR COLORS RIGHT NOW
February 19th- texting my friend Mady-
*text convo with my friend Mady R*
mady- hey whats up?
Me- just hanging out, watching Bridal Plasty on netflix. hbu?
mady- algebra hw >:p
mady- can you help me with it?
Mady- ya there?!
Me- sorry i was texting my brother. He wants me to unlock the door and let him in.
Mady- You locked Jon outside?!
Me- that's where you put animals, isn't it?
February 21st- text convo with my Aunt Brooke-
Brooke- Hello my beautiful niece! When are you gonna come out here and visit me?! :( (my aunt lives out in Massachusetts)
Me- A-SAP!
Brooke- so what are you doing?
Me- babysitting :p
Brooke- Your mom trusts you with the kids?! JK JK :)
Me- *gasp* I am a GREAT babysitter
Brooke- How do you know?
Me- They're alive aren't they?
February 21st-
Emily- did you know that some high school families pay over 5000 for their kids to compete in some sports?!
Me- Dayum. I wish my family loved me that much
quote- I don't want to be understood because if people understand me, they get tired of me- Lil Wayne
song-Where them girls at? - Flo Rida, Nicki Minaj, David Guetta
celeb- Shakira
word- phat
ecard-
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