PAR-TAY!

The party was so much fun last night/early this morning! Everyone was wasted and just having a great time! It was pretty funny just listening to the hammered people talk to each other. I learned SOOOO many things! -
There are several types of drunks-

• The mean (there wasn’t too many of them, only one and we all gladly kicked her out. Well, her son gave a her a ride home, and he was only a little buzzed so it was safe.)
• The emotional
• The funny
• The quiet
• The person who suddenly thinks that he/she’s a stunt man/woman.
• The physical (they’re usually giving people hugs, wrapping their arms around people, wrestling, etc, etc,)
• the people who have no "shut-up" filter in their head and say whatever comes to mind
• the people who couldn't stand up to save themselves
• the people who say the most random things that have nothing to do with what is going on
• the people who repeat themselves and the other people
• the people who swear everyother word
• the people who talk like their tongue was cut off
• Any combination of the above (aka my father.)

Other things that I learned that don’t really have a category-

• If you tell your dad that your not going to raise hell tonight he will call you a quitter (in all seriousness and soberness).
• Takes one careless match to start a forest fire, but when your hammered it takes a whole box to start a campfire.
• The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.
• If you can stay calm while all around you is chaos, then you probably haven't completely understood the situation.
• There are three kinds of people: The ones who learn by reading. The ones who learn by observation. And the rest of them who have to touch the fire to learn it's hot. (looking at my brothers as I say this!)
• At every party there are two kinds of people: those who want to go home and those who don't. The problem is, they are usually married to each other.
• “One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.”
• It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to prank your neighbor, that's the time to do it.
• How many men does it take to open a beer? None, because they expect that it’s open by the time she( in this case, my step mom) gets it to him.
• If you are not committing any sins, you are probably not having a lot of fun.
• If you drink a lot of REALLY cold water your teeth are gonna hurt.
• I’m addicted to water the way other people are addicted to alcohol.
• It doesn’t matter how much alcohol you drink, what matters is how well you can hold it down.
• When the Tyrrell’s throw a party, THEY THROW A PARTY

Look at all the stuff I learned!! Who needs school when you can just party with my family!?
We didn’t get to bed until 2:30 and I slept like a rock, which was good because I slept through the sound of everyone else’s’ puking and snoring. No more parties for another four years until it’s my turn to graduate! Should be interesting! :D